M(Note: Aye rite bettor inn Spanish butt gracias a Dios thee computer has intern ash annul spell cheque witch helps mi eh hole lot! English is eh bazaar itty um, uh special lea thee weigh its writ in!)  This summer wee went two thee Mazatlan heir port and flue awn eh big Alaska plain two see Addle, Washington wear my abuelita Grandma lives. She has eh big house maid of would with eh fireplace since its sew cold up their. She has eh bird feeder four thee cheap monks and Mama took lots of pitchers and Papa said why waist film awn cheap monks. Hee was grumpy eh lot since hee couldn’t drink much bier and hee had two quit smoking to because its sew expensive inn Washington. Hee said eh lot of bad words inn English win Ant Lola called two say thee C.F.E. had two tern off thee power two hour house inn Mazatlan and Papa said heed paid thee dam bill and hee tried two call thee C.F.E. but they dew knot take long distance cauls and wee had two weight four too daze two tern thee lights back awn. Wee had awl kinds of fun. Wee went two eh big park and rowed eh train and saw mousse, dear, aunt elope, buffalo witch ewe should caul bison, eh porky